I left my brain on the plane
"You look like you're feeling sick."
"That's because I am."
"Yikes, I hope you didn't catch any exotic foreign disease."
"Ugh, don't even say that. I probably have the Ebonic Plague."
"What?"
"You know, the Plague?"
"No. You either have Bubonic Plague or Ebola virus. You do not have Ebonic Plague."
"Oh wow, I'm an idiot. See, it's already affecting my brain."
12 comments:
This cracked me up - thanks!
LOL! I'm guessing the Ebonic Plague would affect speech and text messaging.
until i see you post something in ebonics speak, i won't believe you.
;)
hahaha that must be why it is so rampant!
I don't know if JACC's comment or this post made it happen... but iced tea just came out my nose.
It burns.
Go for a run. It will make you smarter :D If you don't believe me, check Amy's post about not running for 5 days. When you don't run for a while you get "mentally constipated".
You know, maybe I'm catching it, because when I first read you calling it ebonic plague, that sounded right to me...sigh...my brain burned out on Monday I guess.
ROFL!
Holy...that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
HAHAHAHAHA!
HA!
honestly I'm just confused - maybe my brain is somewhere other than my head.
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