Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I left my brain on the plane

"You look like you're feeling sick."

"That's because I am."

"Yikes, I hope you didn't catch any exotic foreign disease."

"Ugh, don't even say that. I probably have the Ebonic Plague."

"What?"

"You know, the Plague?"

"No. You either have Bubonic Plague or Ebola virus. You do not have Ebonic Plague."

"Oh wow, I'm an idiot. See, it's already affecting my brain."

13 comments:

Princess Extraordinaire said...

This cracked me up - thanks!

justacoolcat said...

LOL! I'm guessing the Ebonic Plague would affect speech and text messaging.

Sizzle said...

until i see you post something in ebonics speak, i won't believe you.

;)

Barbara Bruederlin said...

hahaha that must be why it is so rampant!

Bre said...

I don't know if JACC's comment or this post made it happen... but iced tea just came out my nose.

It burns.

Sempre Libera said...

Hehehehe :-)

Database Diva said...

Go for a run. It will make you smarter :D If you don't believe me, check Amy's post about not running for 5 days. When you don't run for a while you get "mentally constipated".

Danielle said...

You know, maybe I'm catching it, because when I first read you calling it ebonic plague, that sounded right to me...sigh...my brain burned out on Monday I guess.

AaroN said...

ROFL!

GirlGoyle said...

Holy...that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Joe said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

sue said...

HA!

Nicole said...

honestly I'm just confused - maybe my brain is somewhere other than my head.