Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Bred for the winner's circle

"You should have heard it, it was hilarious!"

"So they were shouting the horse's name?"

"Yes, over and over again!"

"And the horse was called 'Hoof Hearted?' "



"Yeah, it was ridiculous. Hoof Hearted! Hoof Hearted! Hoof Hearted! Over and over. In their big hats and Mint Juleps in hand!"

"I can't believe you were there for that."

"I couldn't believe that name."

"Yeah, that's what happens when rednecks get money."

"Funny, I was just thinking that's what would happen if anyone in our family got money."

"Same thing."


Disclaimer- I believe many good things happen when rednecks get money. I think it's a nice coincidence that most of them turn out to be entertaining.


GirlGoyle said...

hahahaha....omg that is funny. Hoof Hearted?! I'm still laughing and I can't stop saying it out loud.

justacoolcat said...

"I believe many good things happen when rednecks get money. "

Like those giant trucks.

sue said...

Hoof Hearted? HAAA!

e.b. said...

what is a hoof hearted? except that saying it fast sounds like who farted...

justrun said...

gg- yeah, if you search it on youtube, there's a clip. It's a good 30 seconds of cheap entertainment.

jacc- yes, especially that.

sue- :)

e.b.- that's it.

adam said...

A much better name than Seabiscuit in my opinion. Kind of like naming your dog Comehere.

brookem said...

hahaha. ha.
and mmmm, mint julep.

Sizzle said...

that is a nice bonus.

e.b. said...

I thought I was missing something about horses. I will easily find the fart joke - but horses, I got nothing!

appletini said...

What does Hoof-Hearted mean?

Bre said...

I had to look at that for an awkwardly long time before I figured it out - once I did - well - lots of laughs!

In fact, I'm still giggling!!

The Exception said...

People are hilarious!

Danielle said...

oh, that is just too funny...Hoof Hearted, really, I want to know??