Thursday, August 24, 2006

I Heart Pluto

Okay, first Kevin Federline is a "rapper" and now, Pluto is not a planet?

Seriously, I may have had it.

I grew up remembering the planets by saying "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" with the first letter of each word corresponding with the first letter in each planet name. Now, I ask, what is my very educated mother going to serve us, hmmm? "Pluto is dead" says scientist Mike Brown. Thanks, Mike. You might as well tell me that my dog died. Next thing you know, you're going to tell me not to be sad and that Pluto is off playing on a farm with all the other reject planets.

I think I need Pluto to be a planet. With everything going on in the world today, do we really need to loose something else so consistent? Science schmeience, I say!

Though, considering the new guidelines and the way I'm eating today, my butt might be the new planet.

5 comments:

GirlGoyle said...

Something tells me that after your new scientific find of your butt being a new planet...we might want to revert back to the old. I mean My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Butts...just isn't going to fly in science class.

Bre said...

if pluto is dead... what happened to the pizza?

backofpack said...

Yeah, if you ask me, you can't go changing the order of the universe. I mean, come on! If that isn't consistent then what is?

justacoolcat said...

If not your butt certainly Uranus will still be a planet.

(hangs head in shame)

justrun said...

GG- Haha! so true... textbooks around the world are forver ruined.

Bre- I probably ate it today.

BackofPack- I know! So wrong!

JACC- If I could have picked anyone that would go there, you know it would have been you.