I Laughed at This

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today".


It's not that funny, I know.
And this is why I need the Caribbean vacation to HURRY UP AND GET HERE, ALREADY!!