Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Obviously

"If Jon Stewart were here, what would you say then?"

"Why do you always refer to celebrities by their first and last name?"

"Don't change the subject."

"No really. Just say Jon, I know who you mean."

"You can't just say Jon like you're talking about your neighbor or something."

"But what if he was your neighbor?"

"Well I wouldn't just say Jon then, either."

"Why?"

"Because I'd prefer to use the term Secret Boyfriend."

13 comments:

brookem said...

haha. i am guilty of doing this. i call jennifer aniston, "jen." as if we're wicked tight.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Imagine how surprised Jon Stewart would be!

justrun said...

brooke- I do the same thing.

Barb- No kidding.

anne said...

well played my friend well played

Sizzle said...

seriously Jon is like the perfect man. can we clone him??

Vanilla said...

I always two name celebrities.

egan said...
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egan said...

Damn Jon and his smarmy personality. Someone needs to stop him!

My wife and I joke about the 90210 cast as if they were friends.

"Brandon stopped by to see how the article was coming along".

justrun said...

anne- I will relay the message.

sizzle- Yes, let's.

vanilla- I guess it just makes sense!

Egan- Ohhhh, that is genius!

brandy said...

Hmm, I didn't realize how often I do it. Brookem knows that I refer to Julianne Moore as "Jules" and I'm down with Jon Stewart being "Jon", and I call George Clooney "my George", but I should stop while I'm ahead and just on the verge of creepy instead of being a full fledged creepo.

justacoolcat said...

I like to call celebs by their True names. It sends them back from whence they came.

singleton said...

I really am an old bat without a TV! I don't even know who Jon Stewart is!

justrun said...

brandy- Cute people can get away with a lot... why stop now. :)

JACC- whence?

Singleton- You would like him.